I was driving my cab today when a cheeky bastard by the name of Axel Aces got into the backseat. He got right to poking fun at me, asking if I was actually driving my dad’s cab, because I looked too young to own a car like this one!

Now I might come from a cabby family, but I had my badge and offered to show him. He kept being cheeky, so I told him to be careful before I went back there, gave him a spanking, and put a banana up his arse! I invited him to check out my badge in the front seat, and he grabbed my tits! I wasn’t about to let him get a squeeze without getting something in return, so I pulled over, got into the backseat, and fucked his brains out!